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Darkshadow
10-15-2009, 07:38 AM
Hello all,

I want to post the for some time now so I figured I am here with some time to spare. Who plays Corpse Soccer? What I mean is who finds it fun to drag a corpse around with your feet to see how far you can get it or what position you can get it into? And Whats the farthest you got it or the longest time you ran with it?

Answer: I do it when I need a laugh or to destress after loosing 30k souls. THe farthest I have got a corpse to stay with me was for 7 mins. Had my wife time it lol. Wierds postion i got one into was its feet behind its head and hanging off the side of a stairway. it was hanging down like when you kill one and it it half over, but it was all over lol. think the game toke that halk of it was there when in fact it was folded in half.
Sferzar
10-15-2009, 07:43 AM
I do not but I should sometimes.

The funniest position I've ever gotten one was a golden skeleton, who had one arm on my shoulder. The fact that he was all limp made it seem like I was helping him home after a crazy night of drinks and overall debauchery. It made me laugh for a while.
Darkshadow
10-15-2009, 07:44 AM
LMAO, that be a funny one. I wish we could take screen shots of some of this and share them lol.
Xuberance
10-15-2009, 07:46 AM
Wait till you play corpse soccer with some blue phantoms. That's a laugh out loud riot.
SasugaRIVAL
10-15-2009, 09:54 AM
I do not but I should sometimes.

The funniest position I've ever gotten one was a golden skeleton, who had one arm on my shoulder. The fact that he was all limp made it seem like I was helping him home after a crazy night of drinks and overall debauchery. It made me laugh for a while.

that sounds like a Weekend at Bernie's scenario. You shoulda put sunglasses on him and carried him around to parties to pick up chicks.
Rc2124
10-15-2009, 01:05 PM
I've always tried to shake them off as fast as I can, but I never thought of playing with them, haha. There was one time though that a skeleton somehow got his arm hooked inside mine, as if we were a couple or something. I can't even imagine all the factors that would have had to of been perfect for something like that to happen... It was kind of funny, but creepy. It was like I was dragging around a dead girlfriend. The more you think about it the more disturbing it is, haha.
Syra
10-15-2009, 01:32 PM
My personally favorite, was in 3-2. I was backtracking through a section, and rolled across a dead gargoyle corpse...which apparently got stuck on my foot mid-roll. His corpse proceeded to be launched a good 10-20 feet through the air, and off the platform! I've yet to be able to duplicate the effect, but if I ever master it, I'm going to try and see what kind of goals I can launch my defeated foes into. >.>
SasugaRIVAL
10-16-2009, 05:03 AM
Worst for Corpse Soccer: Unlooted Crystal Lizards :bs:

Best for Corpse Soccer: Looted Crystal Lizards :)