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Joker-sama
08-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Well, I guess that wouldn't such big crime, if I'll add here another one game. It's called 'Fail!'.
First player sets an action. Second in his answer tells why this action have been failed and sets another action.
For example:
P1:
I want to go to walk with my dog.
P2:
But dog disappeared.
I wanna play SMT...
Steel Greyfalke
08-03-2009, 05:06 AM
My Head feels funny
Joker-sama
08-03-2009, 07:45 AM
...Only when your neighbours keep silent.

Wow, I've just seen a fairy!
Steel Greyfalke
08-03-2009, 05:02 PM
Fairys are better Grilled

OMG, It's Vic Mignogna *points*
Joker-sama
08-03-2009, 08:58 PM
How sad, he's drunk...

My friend's got two tickets for a rock-concert and asked to go there with him.
Steel Greyfalke
08-04-2009, 07:30 AM
Did he stick a gun at yer head ?

Who's Undefeated?
Joker-sama
08-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Uncatchable Joe. 'Cause nobody needs for him.

Having a dinner at green hill...
Tello, the Hark!
08-06-2009, 10:47 AM
...but you'll drown in the tsunami wave of blood

I'd poop a farret!
hickwarrior
08-08-2009, 11:25 AM
But that just opened your whole butt

(>.> <.<. Okay It's safe.)

Playing a game and concentrating at it, without thinking of the internet.
Steel Greyfalke
08-08-2009, 12:22 PM
For now *Cocks Rifle* *PSSSSHT*

I'll Pick ya off your perch
Joker-sama
08-08-2009, 08:16 PM
...And you'll get kick in your eye by beak!

Searching for a good fishspot on a calm river.
Steel Greyfalke
08-08-2009, 08:22 PM
Check that suspicious lookin Willow

& I'm not gonna wittness this happen
hickwarrior
08-09-2009, 12:46 AM
And I'm going to keep your eyes and head in the same place to witness it happening.

I'm going to order persona psp via ebay.
Steel Greyfalke
08-09-2009, 05:04 AM
Ebay , why dont you get a Datsun while your at it?

I have an addiction to ultraviolence & mecha
Reduction
08-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Get a body alteration next time!

My balls were hit by a ball... :(
Steel Greyfalke
08-09-2009, 07:44 AM
Cueball or Bowling Ball ? Im an expert when it comes to groin impact.


wonder what Mamouru Nagano is doin
hickwarrior
08-09-2009, 12:18 PM
Well, all I can say is that it just drifts away a second after you thought that.

Off-topic: @Steel Greyfalke I meant the USA version, not the JP one. And I found it, ordered it and now I'll have to cross my fingers if I get it. Oh well, at least the dollar is relatively low to the euro.
@Reduction Tell me about getting hit with a ball in the balls... Especially the one time I got hit in the groin with a baseball... And it wasn't a soft one or a slow throw either...

On-topic: Receiving my copy of persona psp from ebay.
Steel Greyfalke
08-09-2009, 06:47 PM
Ebay : A place for collecters & Creepy Aunts

Will Stop @ nothing to get A WonderSwan/SwanCrystal ,
Reduction
08-20-2009, 01:12 AM
The swan got killed by my little brother last year

how do I get $1.000.000 buck?
Steel Greyfalke
08-20-2009, 03:46 PM
Work for the Mint, but beware

Why do I get in incidents involving Kunoichi or Expensive Stuff?
DrJonAngus
08-24-2009, 11:36 PM
That is merely posthumous events from a previous life unfolding in your current.

Why do Synthaxes cost so much?
Steel Greyfalke
08-26-2009, 02:14 PM
Cause Society Hates You (& Me but mostly me)

Who Stole my Bazooka Buster Special Sub
orellanamario
08-27-2009, 06:22 AM
hey any of you guys can give some tips for my luminous arc 2.
DrJonAngus
09-03-2009, 08:17 PM
No, you are on the wrong side of town.

Why does mastering Mantras in DDS 1 take so much damn time?
Commander-Lynx
09-07-2009, 10:17 AM
"damn time" is overrated

A man named his dog Mauser and bought him a doorknob
Steel Greyfalke
09-07-2009, 09:19 PM
which is rigged to a detonation system to the Mobs hide out

Why are gals trying to tear me limb fom limb, Literally,
DrJonAngus
09-09-2009, 11:12 AM
The girls are reaaaaallllly hungry zombies and want a snack.

Who shot the sheriff?
Steel Greyfalke
09-09-2009, 01:00 PM
the Deputy

Is it legal to dress up like a GM Custom at the beach?
LVKAZ
09-20-2009, 05:11 PM
Only if itīs saturday.

Why are the dogs floating ten feet above the ground?
Steel Greyfalke
09-20-2009, 08:16 PM
I'd get out of there if I were you.

how come theres more Rice than Beans?
DrJonAngus
09-23-2009, 05:52 AM
Because rice is cheap to make.

Is it worth it to buy a PSP 3000?
Tello, the Hark!
09-23-2009, 12:16 PM
If you don't have a PSP already and am a person who needs to be the sole owner of your possesions ever, like you have to be the one to deflower you PSP, it's unacceptable that any other individual would sleep with you PSP, that she has to be your's and your's alone, completely and totally faithful to none other than your's truly...

THEN YES!

Otherwise, I'd put a flamingo into a convection oven with my money
Hanamura Yousuke
09-24-2009, 05:54 PM
But doctor, wouldn't that cause a quantum disturbance in the Fission battery harmonizer!?

I presume I'd make a great male stripper...
Steel Greyfalke
09-26-2009, 01:42 PM
But your in a Non-Strip Zone ..

Why am I Always Interrogated by Women or Russians ?
DrJonAngus
09-26-2009, 05:12 PM
If you don't have a PSP already and am a person who needs to be the sole owner of your possesions ever, like you have to be the one to deflower you PSP, it's unacceptable that any other individual would sleep with you PSP, that she has to be your's and your's alone, completely and totally faithful to none other than your's truly...

THEN YES!

Otherwise, I'd put a flamingo into a convection oven with my money

Okay thank you very much. I do not currently own a PSP and I might just splurge on the Dissidia Bundle.

You are interrogated by Women because you are suspicious with your giant fanny pack and Russians believe you are on a first name basis with the Kaiser.

For you Smeg Heads out there: Is Rimmer truly an expert swimmer or are his swimming certificates a load of smeg?
Steel Greyfalke
09-26-2009, 06:40 PM
this was too hilarious & I don't even own a Fanny pack


You are interrogated by Women because you are suspicious with your giant fanny pack and Russians believe you are on a first name basis with the Kaiser.
:lol:

anyways on topic

Smeg is a Fridge that ill steal your mustard ,Sodas & Chilled Jerky

Who stole My Tabasco,:(
DrJonAngus
09-27-2009, 06:15 AM
Since you were being interrogated by Russians, the Spetsnaz stormed into your home and stole all of your tobasco sauce.

If Uwe Boll got a hold of the Metal Gear Solid license, wouldn't that be a Pime Taradox?
hickwarrior
09-27-2009, 06:48 AM
No, it would be the evil corporations giving a gun to Uwe Boll and him pointing it at every game designer(Or publisher, or...?) that has made an awesome IP, to give him the rights to make a deplorable movie out of it.

My persona game has shipped. Nothing can go wrong now.
Tello, the Hark!
09-27-2009, 08:03 AM
Unless you ordered it from Russia, I wouldn't expect it anytime soon.

My Hollyhock is a phantasmal difference from my Haibiscuss.
Yet Another Tim
10-18-2009, 12:38 AM
...unless if it's NOT from Hawaii.

I wanted to prove my manhood by drinking six bottles of Miller Lite...
Steel Greyfalke
10-21-2009, 05:05 PM
6 Bottles of Miller Lite is Childs play ,now 17 Gallons of Whiskey will get ya somewhere..

Should I bake ,fry or Grill the mushrooms?