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Tello, the Hark!
07-25-2009, 04:00 PM
Unlike most of the SMT games, in DDS you, yourself, turn into a demon. This makes me have imense sorrow for any of the male gaurds that have to turn into a Pixie or Titania. Does anyone have an identity crisis turning into a mitami or an ose (I really don't want to be a leopard in a cape). So I guess the question is, what persona would you be most scared of turning into, that might make you consider suicide?

Vahn
07-26-2009, 05:28 AM
Mara O_o

Blackwing Dragon
07-26-2009, 05:52 AM
Mara O_o

Mental orgasm has been reached.
\no not really, you just win .

Flebsqueeb
07-26-2009, 05:04 PM
Definitely wouldn't want to turn into a fat eunuch elephant (assuming the elephant is male).

Flebsqueeb
07-26-2009, 05:05 PM
Or a fat invisigina elephant (if it's female).

Enzeru
07-27-2009, 08:17 AM
I WTF'd at the title.

I don't think I'd kill myself if I was turned into any demon...Not even Mara. ~.^

Camanche
07-29-2009, 05:19 PM
Unlike most of the SMT games, in DDS you, yourself, turn into a demon. This makes me have imense sorrow for any of the male gaurds that have to turn into a Pixie or Titania. Does anyone have an identity crisis turning into a mitami or an ose (I really don't want to be a leopard in a cape). So I guess the question is, what persona would you be most scared of turning into, that might make you consider suicide?

What? Thoughts of suicide! Someone help this man! :p

Tello, the Hark!
07-30-2009, 12:33 PM
If I just compulsively turn into a yoma whenever I haven't devoured in a while, I think the quality of my life would have gone down considerably; I don't want to be a chattering monkey!

Bastet
08-01-2009, 04:17 AM
Probably a Slime. Or a Blob. :/

I couldn't imagine running (oozing?) around as a spineless green splooge monster. Even if they do get some cool spells in the other games.


It'd be awesome if I turned into Mara....or maybe Alice, though. I'd be having a little too much fun then.

allie_razakel
09-26-2009, 02:30 AM
Smurf.

...I mean, Uriel.

Foobar
10-02-2009, 08:08 AM
I don't really see the downside to becoming a Pixie.

I'd get to fly.
Carefree life, no obligations.
Food gets a lot more milage, I could actually live off nuts and berries forever.
The King and Queen aren't very strict.

I mean, even if I lost my manhood over it, everything else seems to be a plus. I'd just go full-on Pixie, fly away and leave the rest to devour and destroy each other.

Gen Eric Gui
10-02-2009, 04:20 PM
Umm...it would be relatively easy for any other demon to kill you? That's all I can come up with.

Triface
10-02-2009, 08:28 PM
Umm...it would be relatively easy for any other demon to kill you? That's all I can come up with.

If you're talking about being a pixie, well then, don't just become a pixie, become THE Pixie! Like that level 80 Pixie you can get in SMT: Nocturne. Hopefully you'll have good pixie mojo in DDS.

...Course then, what happens with the half demon form, like in DDS2

Kordero
10-03-2009, 03:16 PM
Mara O_o

Totally agree! :|

Crow T. Robot
10-03-2009, 06:11 PM
I WTF'd at the title.

I don't think I'd kill myself if I was turned into any demon...Not even Mara. ~.^
Hey Mara does have tentacles, so that's a plus

*looks around* and sees people giving me an odd look*

....what?

xeno
10-06-2009, 02:35 AM
Probably Mara....Or Slime types

I would HATE being Mara...Or a Slime type...

Crow T. Robot
10-06-2009, 06:55 PM
Yeah I'd hate to be a slime or a giant penis with a tongue...
.....

|:

Andy
10-07-2009, 02:59 PM
I thought this thread was about Seraph.

I'd hate to be Mot. I'm claustrophobic.

Sleepless Neko
10-08-2009, 02:40 AM
I'd hate to be Mara, Arioch or Mishaguji, I don't mind to be Arioch... Maybe.

Guni
10-09-2009, 01:29 PM
I'd hate to be mara or a slime.

DarkAndersonEX
09-25-2010, 09:36 AM
I wouldn't like to be a Ghoul. Because I totally would like someone who hasn't worked out at all...

Uncle Ulty
11-06-2010, 08:35 AM
Probably either Ganesha or Arioch, I would freak myself out everytime I looked in a mirror

Yusaku Matsuda
11-06-2010, 09:34 PM
This thread is surprisingly tame with title like that. Also, kind of misleading because suicide might not necessarily be triggered by a sexuality crisis... oh what am I even saying. Carry on.

Evilkinggumby
11-07-2010, 06:17 AM
This thread is surprisingly tame with title like that. Also, kind of misleading because suicide might not necessarily be triggered by a sexuality crisis... oh what am I even saying. Carry on.

it was also necro-posted from late last year a few posts before you.. lol...

Likely should be shot and put out of it's misery... I remember reading this back then and thinking "wha? are you kidding me?"

Yusaku Matsuda
11-07-2010, 07:59 PM
^ *facepalm to self* Wow I didn't even realize that! Sorry to bump and *double-self facepalm* for bumping again. I'm going to stop now. For real this time. Please, nobody reply to me.

overlordmike
02-28-2011, 06:10 PM
hmmm since im male, turning into a female persona would freak me out at first. but id get used to it and learn to enjoy it if u k what i mean lol

LordAlfredo
02-28-2011, 07:14 PM
For all who hate to be Mara or a slime: remember Nocturne, which had the...WORST of both worlds.

LuckysRevenge
07-12-2011, 03:01 PM
I'd hate being Yurlungur...a rainbow colored floating earthworm lol

Cudgeon
07-13-2011, 07:33 AM
Well, Slimes always get all the hot girls and mara looks very manly to me... even tough, it would be a bit devasted, turning into a demon and shrinking your pride by doing that. ;)

felixrush
02-05-2012, 09:35 AM
Fairly certain the transformations had something to do with personality of the individual...