omg SWINE/MEXICAN/PIG FLU

[Futomimi]

How can you tell if you have it?

http://www.doihavepigflu.com/

[SickleCellAnemia]

How can you tell if you have it?
You turn into this!
http://files.fobby.net/0000/54e5/Pig%20Mask.png

New Pork 4 EVAH!

[Pibbman]

I think the whole swine flu is going too far considering the extremely small number of cases in the US alone, same with Mexico not having that much either.

I wonder if its all a coverup for the media to focus on while something else happens. >.>

....


*puts on his tin foil hat*

[Yet Another Tim]

Pibbman, got a spare? Otherwise, teach me how to make one for myself.

Also, I actually watched a video on YouTube that it's man-made.

[DamageCity]

http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200904300038.html

and you think the US is paranoid.

[Futomimi]

YouTube is obviously the pinnacle of modern knowledge. :P

[SlaughterX]

Not as bad as Egypt ordering the death of all pigs. Brother Malcolm would be proud... but yeah, this is some crazy ####. Skip the foil hats and buy a gas mask, or wear them both along with a pair of red googles and shoot people... or not.

[jeffx]

SickleCell wins this thread, nothing else needs to be said.

[raiku]

that bird flu thing from a few years back is more deadly

so noones got anything to worry about, except those with weaker immune systems.

and sickles post won, it wouldve won the internets if it was accompied by the PMA music

[Vincent Alexander]

Ganon strikes again!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2404012063_abbe8c2a2f.jpg?v=0

[EvilHero]

How can you tell if you have it?


Download the Swine Flu detector app on your IPhone/IPod touch, duh.

[Balrog]

Also known as swiñe flu.

[DamnedToBeFree]

I will not be convinced of the validity of this threat until there is a TV-Movie about it.

[Elizabeth]

I hate working at a hospital when diseases like this pop up; it's also ever scarier since someone in a town near mine may have it according to the news.

[The_Other_Self]

Eh... same here,kinda.
I live in Scotland (There's been , like 1-3 confirmed cases?) But anyways. My "region is down as one of the ones that may be at risk. >.>.... 8DD

I don't care though

[Balrog]

We should all mail Olethros tissue samples so he can make sure we're all alright.

[Teyania]

I don't like the fatalist "pandemic" perspective a lot of people take on this. I think it's too soon to talk about infections spreading everywhere, not to mention we aren't as illiterate when it comes to medicine and health as we were years back.

[Futomimi]

We should all mail Olethros tissue samples so he can make sure we're all alright.

Yeah, that's a good idea. I bet he'd prefer stool samples, though, don't you think?

[Balrog]

We should all mail Olethros tissue samples so he can make sure we're all alright.

Yeah, that's a good idea. I bet he'd prefer stool samples, though, don't you think?

You're probably right. Luckily, I've still got one of those Omaha Steak styrofoam containers laying around.

[Olethros]

Ughh. I'm not around for one day and you people start sending me stool samples!!??!!! :p


Now, in my professional opinion, if you're able to read this post you ARE at risk for contracting the swine flu. If you wish to be safe, please log off now and refrain from ever coming back.

[Hamel]

Ughh. I'm not around for one day and you people start sending me stool samples!!??!!! :p


Now, in my professional opinion, if you're able to read this post you ARE at risk for contracting the swine flu. If you wish to be safe, please log off now and refrain from ever coming back.

It seems like Olethros hates me so much he wants me to log off >:

[Fox Fanatic]

So if I don't log off, I'm at risk?

Oh dear. I was just getting used to this merry little place.

[raiku]

Ganon strikes again!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2404012063_abbe8c2a2f.jpg?v=0

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/raikuFA/jesusonraptor.jpg

[IceCold_Assassin]

i agree with sicklecell.

[maddy]

baby piggies are sooooo cuuute!!

http://www.smcl.org/services/recommended/forkids/images/pigs/pigs.gif

[SickleCellAnemia]

SickleCell wins this thread, nothing else needs to be said.
A winner is me!

baby piggies are sooooo cuuute!!
They are also delicious! :d

[Fox Fanatic]

Yes, they are very delicious. I prefer them as bacon, though.

[Juanblue85]

I stll don't understand why they call it Swine Flu when it has nothing to do with pigs. They already said that ingesting ham or whatever related to pig is fine.

[System_Error]

cuz its a flu that the pigs can get, and also that we can get.

[Vicious1915]

Well I hope no one is becoming overly panicky. CNN has been reporting in the most undesirable way regarding this new strain. I watched the other night and in the bottom left corner of the screen was a banner:

Swine Flu: Deaths so far - 100
(in GIANT letters) DEATH TOLL EXPECTED TO RISE

Way to cause a panic, CNN!

[diosisback]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9325/swinefluw.jpg

Jokes aside, thousands of people die every year because of the regular non-swine flu, this paranoia was totally uncalled for.

Now a lot of countries will be buying millions of Tamiflu again , guess who will profit from this...

[Ike.]

Haven't there been only like 2 confirmed American deaths from this? More people die from falling in their bloody showers, but you don't see the president forming a council on getting bathmats to every American.

[Enzeru]

Aren't they changing the name because it isn't really a pig flu?

[Futomimi]

Aren't they changing the name because it isn't really a pig flu?

uh, no. It has always been known as the H1N1 virus, so it's not really a "name change." It's just a change in semantics. And it really is a "pig flu," the change is because the outbreak is affecting US pork exports.

[Enzeru]

uh, no. It has always been known as the H1N1 virus, so it's not really a "name change." It's just a change in semantics. And it really is a "pig flu," the change is because the outbreak is affecting US pork exports.
Ah...Stupid Civics teacher. >>;

[Ike.]

Obama where is my ####ing bathmat you asshole

[Olethros]

LOL @ all of you still worrying about H1N1. That's just the first wave people! While you're all thinking about that one, H2N2 is creeping up behind you. And that one, my friends, is the REAL ####-kicker.

[EvilHero]

A couple kids from a local High School in my County just got it.

They ended up shutting down several schools, and not just for a few days, we're talking a week+.

This is so ridiculous...

[Ike.]

A couple kids from a local High School in my County just got it.

They ended up shutting down several schools, and not just for a few days, we're talking a week+.

This is so ridiculous...

Clay County, FL?

[Fox Fanatic]

We just had one confirmed case of the piggy flu here in Nevada. Halfway across the state, too.

Guess what? Our school is panicking over it.

[AbsyntheDelacroix]

No cases here in Italy, but the government is telling us that THE WORLD IS IN DANGER AND WE JUST MIGHT ALL DIE. It's just another way to avert the public opinion from the really important things.

[PFV]

How can you tell if you have it?

http://www.doihavepigflu.com/

I'm getting mixed signals.

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

And apparently, according to the HTML comments, this guy knows me... :(

[Vicious1915]

Just be on the lookout for zombie-time folks...

That's the only scare I'm worried about.

Check vids of flu victims to make sure they're not dying and getting up.

[MasterChiefSnake]

Maybe sometime I have one before. As now, I finally got cure. So anyway, imagine if Homer brought his pet pig called, Plopper. Then later, he finished built the pig crap silo which is contained with H1N1 Virus. Then he drive off and dump the pig crap silo into fresh and clean lake. Then the swine flu just spread. An moment day later, they locked up Springfield with heavy fortified city lock down glass dome under ordered by corrupt agent. This movie title is isn't called The Simpsons Movie. It should be called, The Simpsons Movie if... By the way, Homer is just like my dad. His name is Tony. Oh yes I forgot something. I heard the news about Arizona governor hate getting infect by H1N1 virus in Arizona due to illegal immgration from Mexico.

[Rednusander]

MasterChiefSnake, this was the most worthless necro bumps I think I've ever read. Based on your behavior I've been observing in other threads, I'm starting to wonder if you're even legit.

This is a warning. Stay on topic, don't necro post, and try to be coherent. I understand English may not be your thing, but based on your sentence structure and use of grammar, you really should have a greater comprehension than what you're leading us to believe.

[RayFoxSith]

LOL, I agree, WTH?

[sabaku_lotus]

:D

Post like this make my day!

most panics are caused by inflation of the media+people's less knowlege of things and insecurities+internet=profit???

*still eating pulled pork at qdobe* >_>;

[MasterChiefSnake]

MasterChiefSnake, this was the most worthless necro bumps I think I've ever read. Based on your behavior I've been observing in other threads, I'm starting to wonder if you're even legit.

This is a warning. Stay on topic, don't necro post, and try to be coherent. I understand English may not be your thing, but based on your sentence structure and use of grammar, you really should have a greater comprehension than what you're leading us to believe.

I'm sorry. It just an joke. I lied because it hoax. I was making fun of them. By the way, I have a Freedom of Speech called, Anti-Troll Speech. Because I want to do my freedom of speech in worldwide nation. Can I create in this off-topic forum? But my behavior was autism. Right now, I got less than 25%. But it only problem in Facebook. It was troll who called me retard for no reason. That's stupid. I am not a retard. That troll named is, Destiny Chin. So I have to report on police. This is freedom and peace. I always keeping peace and do freedom. I am good and witness. It take place back in July 28, 2010 due to Facebook incident with me. I trust a god and Buddhist is my current religious. If someone who using bad language at me, I'm get anger and upset against troll. But I'm still nice.

[DamnedToBeFree]

Shut the hell up, retard.

[MasterChiefSnake]

Shut the hell up, retard.

Hey stop it. I didn't do nothing.

[Onion of Mystery]

Out of line, Damned.

[MasterChiefSnake]

Out of line, Damned.

Thank you. Can DamnedToBeFree say sorry? It wasn't nice.

[Flußkönig]

Out of line, Damned.

Not really. That is probably pretty close to what most people are thinking.

[MasterChiefSnake]

Out of line, Damned.

Not really. That is probably pretty close to what most people are thinking.

I'm just an nice person. I am not mad unless who fight me or started to use the offensive language against me. I hate calling me an retard. It stupid. I kind of little bit of smart. But I always helping people. But I won't help people who gone mad at me for no reason. It make me feel sad. :(

[DamnedToBeFree]

Out of line, Damned.

Not really. That is probably pretty close to what most people are thinking.

I'm the genius voice of a generation.

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/tvblog/200904/Images/200904_kanye_west_south_park-thumb-433x335.jpg

[MasterChiefSnake]

Out of line, Damned.

Not really. That is probably pretty close to what most people are thinking.

I'm the genius voice of a generation.

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/tvblog/200904/Images/200904_kanye_west_south_park-thumb-433x335.jpg

Oh, good one. But can you say sorry to me if you want to stay in this forum?

[Flußkönig]

^ Thankfully, that isn't your choice to make.

[ViolenceJack]

No offense, but you kind of sound like those spam emails I used to get when I was on webtv, the weird thing is, that you seem to string together complete sentences on occasion, which likely leads ppl to believe you are faking the bad grammer.