View Full Version : Nothing Is Sacred Anymore....
RayFoxSith
04-07-2009, 07:19 PM
Why God? (http://kotaku.com/5202716/shadow-of-the-colossus-getting-big-screen-adaptation-all-hope-lost)
Vincent Alexander
04-07-2009, 07:22 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.
poiuiu
04-07-2009, 07:47 PM
Because you are a puppet ...
DamageCity
04-07-2009, 07:47 PM
Don't like it? Don't watch it.
Vincent Alexander
04-07-2009, 08:10 PM
I don't like it. And I will definitely be watching it.
Foryth
04-07-2009, 08:21 PM
All the names associated with this make me want to barf. Meh.
maddy
04-07-2009, 08:33 PM
maybe it'll come out as a double feature w/ the eva movie. i'll believe it when i see it.
ViolenceJack
04-07-2009, 08:51 PM
It'd be even worse if there was a child co-star.. to add some cutness to it..
Vincent Alexander
04-07-2009, 09:10 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/151/C41373.jpg
Enzeru
04-07-2009, 11:51 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/151/C41373.jpg
You have no idea how much that made me laugh.
Camanche
04-08-2009, 02:30 AM
What? I <3 SotC, but seriously. Maybe they'll realize what they are doing wrong and can it. I don't think it can be made into a proper movie.
Crabman
04-08-2009, 03:46 AM
What made SoTC so great was that it revels in its non-movie moments. The feeling you get with grappling on a colossi for twenty minutes it different when you're actually grabbing on to it than just watching and actor. I don't think you could translate that sense of danger to a non-interactive medium.
Excerpt from script Shadow of the Colossus: The Reckoning July 2, 2009
Wander: Wow, Sexy Sidekick, that monster is humongous!
[Pan out to forced perspective colossus.]
Sexy Sidekick: Let's do this thing!
[Sexy Sidekick draws a bow and fires an arrow. Camera slows down as arrow passes by, digitally added glimmer on the arrowhead. Arrow hits colossus directly in the eye.]
[The colossus roars, fires a laser from the magical symbol on its head.]
Wander: Get out of the way!!
[Wander dives and pushes Sexy Sidekick out of the laser's path; laser fires
through rock and cuts a hole clean through.]
Wander: Alright monster, you're going down! Way down!!
[Wander draws his two magical swords that he received from his father on his death bed at the beginning of the movie.]
Wander: Sexy Sidekick, I need you to cover me; I'm going in.
Somewhere in Manhattan, Justin Marks leans back in his office chair and lights a fine Cuban cigar.
"This... this is my opus."
A sly grin crosses his face. "Lord of the Rings?" "Alien?" "Star Wars?" All of their box office numbers would soon be relics of ages past...
Vincent Alexander
04-08-2009, 07:59 AM
Sorry, I'll be stealing that pitch for my Film class today.
kolaces
04-08-2009, 05:45 PM
What'd be interesting is if the movie had as little dialogue as the game. It could choose to focus more on Wander's slow deteriation by destroying the colossi instead of the "Look at him clamber on colossi fur! Can't you feel the suspense?" aspect that would probably be hollow.
However, since that will not happen, what will they do to the ending?
sora4126
04-08-2009, 09:01 PM
Let's hope it's as good a comedy as the Street Fighter movie!
Riku Xander
04-11-2009, 11:21 PM
:agree:
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