Batman is suing...Batman

[QBasic]

Alright dudes, get ready for some serious LOLs.

I'll just spare my jibberish, and just copy Leon's article:

Huseyin Kalkan, the mayor of BATMAN, an oil-producing city in southeastern Turkey is suing Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. for royalties from "The Dark Knight" for using the city's name without permission.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wnogwg.png

Until the 1950s, Batman was a small village. When oil companies moved in and the city's economy started to grow, population figures began to rise. Many Turkish workers and state officials settled in the city. Presently the population of Batman faces a high level of unemployment.

"There is only one Batman in the world," Kalkan said. "The American producers used the name of our city without informing us."

The mayor is prepping a series of charges against Nolan and Warner Bros., which owns the right to the Batman character, including placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film's success has had on the city's inhabitants.

No one from the town of Batman has explained why it took so many years to take legal action.The mayor is working on gathering evidence he claims will show that the city of Batman predates the 1939 debut of Bob Kane's superhero in DC Comics.

SOURCE: http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:729962

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read, period.

[Camanche]

Bizzare.

[DamnedToBeFree]

Indeed.

[THEWINE]

I like this fish picture.

[SickleCellAnemia]

Hey, why you guys stealin my sig idea?!?:mad:

[Camanche]

It was mine first. I ween.

[Hamel]

Those people seriously fail
It's a bat and a man
Batman
It's like Eromanga will sue Japan for the use of the word Eromanga for Erotic Manga

[DamageCity]

Well there is a city here named Obama....

Somewhere, I forget which prefecture. Also thats a really rough area of Turkey, I doubt they have the money to do anything.

[QBasic]

Well there is a city here named Obama....

Somewhere, I forget which prefecture. Also thats a really rough area of Turkey, I doubt they have the money to do anything.
Lol, that's why they're suing. This is a desperate attempt for money on the most pathetic level.

[DamageCity]

Well there is a city here named Obama....

Somewhere, I forget which prefecture. Also thats a really rough area of Turkey, I doubt they have the money to do anything.
Lol, that's why they're suing. This is a desperate attempt for money on the most pathetic level.

You cant sue someone without money.

[QBasic]

Well there is a city here named Obama....

Somewhere, I forget which prefecture. Also thats a really rough area of Turkey, I doubt they have the money to do anything.
Lol, that's why they're suing. This is a desperate attempt for money on the most pathetic level.

You cant sue someone without money.
It's Turkey. They're crafty bastards... I mean, the town's name is Batman of all things...you think a place with a name like that won't cook up some kind of scheme?

[THEWINE]

Not everyone speaks English.

[allie_razakel]

Batman has been around for quite some time (the graphic novels, the cartoons, the movies), and now they're suing 'em for using the name?

Heck. They're suing THE DARK KNIGHT when BATMAN BEGINS started long ago.


That's just stupid. They won't get the money.

[Hamel]

Not everyone speaks English.

Your point?
I didn't come from an English speaking country but everyone knew that Batman means the super hero that thinks he is a bat

[THEWINE]

Yeah.

[QBasic]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

[THEWINE]

Yeah.

[Futomimi]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.

[QBasic]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.
http://i35.tinypic.com/mx207p.jpg

[dragonlife29]

*image saved as*

[Futomimi]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.
http://i35.tinypic.com/mx207p.jpg

Sooo the only comeback you could think of was to insinuate that I'm gay? Right. How is 7th grade working out for you?

[THEWINE]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.

[QBasic]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.
http://i35.tinypic.com/mx207p.jpg

Sooo the only comeback you could think of was to insinuate that I'm gay? Right. How is 7th grade working out for you?
Oh no, sir. I believe you are mistaken. It's just...
http://i36.tinypic.com/21deoo5.png

Really though, let's try to make friendly. If you haven't noticed, some newb jumped in and destroyed my awesome, fabulous thread. So, I'm trying to keep good humor about it. :)

[DamnedToBeFree]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DamnedToBeFree/zoidberg_bad.jpg

[Futomimi]

Ummmmmm. Okay. So first:
1. You insinuate that I'm gay
2. You insinuate that I'm a man (which is offensive, since I'm not, and this has been pointed out to you more than once)

and you try to tell me to "make friendly?"

You were the one to derail your own thread. This "newb" just made a statement, which wasn't offensive in anyway--that's a far cry from "destroying" the thread. Also, you are not much more of a veteran than THEWINE, so calling him/her a "newb" is pompous as well. You're obviously not trying to keep a good humor, you're trying to stir up drama for attention. You did this same crap with Kaki over Grindhouse.

Troll.

[QBasic]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DamnedToBeFree/zoidberg_bad.jpg
...What did you just say!?!?!
http://i33.tinypic.com/16h87mg.gif
Ummmmmm. Okay. So first:
1. You insinuate that I'm gay
2. You insinuate that I'm a man (which is offensive, since I'm not, and this has been pointed out to you more than once)

and you try to tell me to "make friendly?"

You were the one to derail your own thread. This "newb" just made a statement, which wasn't offensive in anyway--that's a far cry from "destroying" the thread. Also, you are not much more of a veteran than THEWINE, so calling him/her a "newb" is pompous as well. You're obviously not trying to keep a good humor, you're trying to stir up drama for attention. You did this same crap with Kaki over Grindhouse.

Troll.
So wait...*I* derailed my thread...?
I like this fish picture.
Hmm...interesting. Doesn't look like my username though...

[SickleCellAnemia]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DamnedToBeFree/zoidberg_bad.jpg

Off topic, but I would just like to say that Zoidberg is my favorite Futurama character next to Mom.

[Futomimi]

No, that doesn't look like your username, but it does look like someone commenting on someone else's sig, then taking it. I seem to remember that you were digging for compliments on your Grindhouse sig in another thread.

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

This, however, does look like your username. And a derail.

I also like how you decided to conveniently ignore half my post.

[THEWINE]

whoops

[QBasic]

No, that doesn't look like your username, but it does look like someone commenting on someone else's sig, then taking it. I seem to remember that you were digging for compliments on your Grindhouse sig in another thread.

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

This, however, does look like your username. And a derail.

I also like how you decided to conveniently ignore half my post.
Damn. That ignore tactic worked once on Kaki... =_=;;

Anyways, look. I don't want my thread to turn into another war. Contrary to popular belief...I ain't looking for drama. >_> So if it'll...satisfy you, I'll apologize for my Epic Fail statement.

Is it too much to ask to get back on topic, or at the very least, continue with teh funneh pictures?

[Futomimi]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.

[Hitoshura]

Yeah.
Epic fail is epic.

You're obnoxious.

[Kaibigan]

Yes, it is.

[Tears of Ash]

Thread won.

[dragonlife29]

You can't eat your cake and have it too.Isn't it, "You can't have your cake and eat it, too"?

/Devil's Advocate

^^^ Hey, you should at least write something instead of just leaving it blank.

[Flebsqueeb]

...What did you just say!?!?!
http://i33.tinypic.com/16h87mg.gif
That was clever lol nice.

[QBasic]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.

[Futomimi]

You can't eat your cake and have it too.Isn't it, "You can't have your cake and eat it, too"?

/Devil's Advocate

^^^ Hey, you should at least write something instead of just leaving it blank.

That's the way it's most often used, but it's incorrect and it makes no sense.

[Hitoshura]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.

holys hit welcome to the internet

[THEWINE]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.

Your thread is kind of crap.

[Kaibigan]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.

This is the internet, no one cares.

[Tears of Ash]

So...this is the internet!

[Futomimi]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.

Wow, that kind of vitriol is wayyy beyond the scope of anything in that thread. You were the one to pull out the curse words and fight-picking first. Screencapped and reported. Have a nice night!

[QBasic]

EDIT: You know, I don't care anymore.

Do what the hell you want. You dicks already destroyed plenty of my threads for no reason.

[DamnedToBeFree]

Ummm, no, because that wasn't the farthest you went. And after you derailed your own thread, yes, that is too much to ask. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
Yeah, and now you're just being a douchebag. You just came in here to pick a fight...start drama. And you have the guts to tell ME that? Mother####er.

Look, if you want a fight, go somewhere else. Pick your own thread, leave mine out of it.

If you have a problem, sorry. Deal. Piss somewhere else.


This is the internet. Deal.

[Hitoshura]

Perhaps if you weren't so obnoxious, people wouldn't try to "start ####" with you.

[SickleCellAnemia]

WHAT?!? I wasn't expecting this delightful, intelligent, WONDERFUL thread to come to this!!!

[Tears of Ash]

EDIT: You know, I don't care anymore.

Do what the hell you want. You dicks already destroyed plenty of my threads for no reason.

So you own content on Atlus now? When you post threads in a public forum, you are openly inviting people to post in them.

It seems like someone's being a little possessive. It's the internet. Get. Over. It.

[dragonlife29]

QBasic, just call it quits or the gang banging you're receiving will not let up. It's really not that big of a deal, man...

I'm sure your threads get derailed for some good reason.

EDIT: Ah, I see you don't care anymore. Good. Just move on.

[Kakizaki]

I don't even know where to start with this thread....I really don't.


Q, I'm tired of this. The others have come in looking for a fight, but it really wasn't until after you made some pretty rude comments.....You know what, I'm not even going to try and sugarcoat this. There is a reason why people clash with you.

Locked.