Alchemist

Diary:   There's a bizarre restaurant on the outskirts of Etria. Jackson, the owner, is rather odd, and tries to involve alchemy into every one of his requests.

It's true that we alchemists are good at handling fire, but is meat cooked with the flames created from sulfur, magnesium, and benzene really safe for human consumption? I'd call it burnt meat, not cooked meat...

All I know is, I'm not eating it...